Almost Legit!

Pargon is coming up in the world! And for those who do not believe the legitimacy of Pargon- we made it into the Urban Dictionary. This means absolutely nothing because the Urban Dictionary was written by dropout Ingrish Mejjors. For those of you who do not know what an Ingrish Mejjor is, you only need to know that Pargon kicks their ass any day of the week. 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pargon

That's the link to our entry under that shat-tastic Urban Dictionary. Pargon totally needs to make its mark in the world- Redgormor gave us the idea to brand infants, but we have tact; so we're only branding incompetent's. Everyone else seems all too eager to give power to stupid people, so Pargon decided to join in the fun. Our first target shall be the blogger community. Since they have no actual power to begin with(unless you count mass generation of useless shit) We figure that they would take to being branded with a Pargon symbol just as they take to blogging. And in the end, they would think that they matter. But all that really matters is Pargon.

Begin Yer Blargon

This post officially opens the Blog of Pargon, henceforth to be known as Blargon. Because the euphoria brought from Bloggin about Pargon can only be summed up in one word- Blargon. The way I see it, is pargon brings us power, and bloggin brings us a sense of security about our incompetence. So therefore, power and incompetence combined can only be summed up as Blargon. Or govermnent. In our little corner, or shall I say big to compensate for my ego as a blogger, of the universe Blargon plans to update you with all your Pargon Bloggin needs. Including, random irrelevance, my thoughts (because I count in my own little world), and in addition to that, theoretical actual content. Possibly Pargon sightings, the latest from the Pargon cookbook, and Pargon news from around the globe. So here's to all the fans that I think I have because I own a blog. Keepin it comin from Blargon for all your Pargon Bloggin needs. :)